I Feel A Steely Form Of Confidence About This...

So much about driving is common sense, so why can't I legally do it yet? I have common sense or at least I think I do. Stuff like giving other cars room to turn, slow down and brake safely, obvious eh?!

I've been looking through my driving CD thing now for an hour and it all seems so mindcrushingly clear!

Sadly, it doesn't have my favourite bit of the Highway Code - that it is illegal to use portable TVs, microphones and best of all, kareoke machines, while driving! Reassuring that they have every angle covered, isn't it?!