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Groins, Groins, Groins..!
Jun. 8th, 2013 01:29 amI just saw the advert for the new Michael Buble album on TV just now, all things considered, I'd rather spontaneously piss myself than sit through that album out of choice, not kidding!
So, it's been a bit of a shitter of a week, with some notable exceptions... Download and Glastonbury tickets turned up but for instance. But on the downside, this morning I discovered I was £375 poorer as E-on decided to charge us this for leaving them and because the £43 a month was our average bill, we use more in winter than in summer. I can just about believe this, as our bills were £6 a month when we moved into the flat! Anyway, they are fucking assholes, that's the end of it!
At least I've not been charged with having sex with a baby, like certain British rock singers have though..!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-22753681
So, it could be worse. Speaking of misuse of groins, Toni's great idea of the week was to pay for me to have a deep tissue massage of my groin strain, which has lingered on like mini-Snickers in the tub of Celebrations!
I was well up for the idea of the massage before I learned that the lady doing it was a former UK Judo Champion, then I was mildly terrified.
Fortunately, it was alright, it's hard to explain as the muscle the day after felt more 'held together' but also in more pain! Toni made some comments that made it sound like she thought I was going to get a 'happy ending'* and that worried her but I think the lady was a bit too old for me!
The most worrying moment of the whole experience was that the Receptionist asked if Jeff was spelt with a 'ff', or a 'ph'
Toni's just come in from filming and I need to get the cats in, so I'm off to bed, night!
*Comment if you don't know what that is!
So, it's been a bit of a shitter of a week, with some notable exceptions... Download and Glastonbury tickets turned up but for instance. But on the downside, this morning I discovered I was £375 poorer as E-on decided to charge us this for leaving them and because the £43 a month was our average bill, we use more in winter than in summer. I can just about believe this, as our bills were £6 a month when we moved into the flat! Anyway, they are fucking assholes, that's the end of it!
At least I've not been charged with having sex with a baby, like certain British rock singers have though..!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-22753681
So, it could be worse. Speaking of misuse of groins, Toni's great idea of the week was to pay for me to have a deep tissue massage of my groin strain, which has lingered on like mini-Snickers in the tub of Celebrations!
I was well up for the idea of the massage before I learned that the lady doing it was a former UK Judo Champion, then I was mildly terrified.
Fortunately, it was alright, it's hard to explain as the muscle the day after felt more 'held together' but also in more pain! Toni made some comments that made it sound like she thought I was going to get a 'happy ending'* and that worried her but I think the lady was a bit too old for me!
The most worrying moment of the whole experience was that the Receptionist asked if Jeff was spelt with a 'ff', or a 'ph'
Toni's just come in from filming and I need to get the cats in, so I'm off to bed, night!
*Comment if you don't know what that is!
