New Year Resolutions 2014..!

I think you can blame matheius for this..! 10 resolutions!

1. Job – Working towards getting a job that is more to do with what I want to do (help people in some kind of way), starting with an interview for Voluntary Work Counselling in February.
2. Less OCD – My OCD is something that really impinges on my life, I’ve had a long hard think about it and I’ve made a good start already in 2014 at reducing it.
3. Save some money – We’re looking to save for a house this year and after a really expensive year in 2012, I reckon we can. Especially with Electoral Canvassing and tax rebates due.
4. Finish the novel! – I’m still really enjoying it and the story keeps on going, 80,000 words and counting.
5. Skin Tags – After cooking some of them off my underarm in a bizarre NHS procedure and burning off some of the remainder. 26 to go…
6. Fix my groin - The double groin strain still hasn’t fixed itself, I feel I may have to undergo an operation as I can’t run on it still but can swim many a metre.
7. Keep off the weight – Linked to number six really. I’ve lost around four stone, if I stay between 14 and 15 stone and in medium t-shirts, I’ll be happy.
8. E-mails – I want to set up Outlook and be able to check all my e-mails at once, I reckon this will save so much time.
9. Reading – This is linked to number 2, so may come later. As I have an OCD that slows down reading. With that under control, I can read more. Winning all round!
10. Plan Ahead Better – Short term, I’m ace. With Neil’s stag do, I reckon I discovered I can plan ahead reasonably well. 2014 I hope to prove this more consistently.

Plus, the resolution for every year, to have fun, to value my loved ones, both friends and family and to not be scared to take advantage of every opportunity that comes my way!

All the best to you, my LJ Friends list, I hope 2014 treats you splendidly! I'll catch up with entries soon!

Celebrity Big Brother 2014... As It Happens!

This is going to be harder than I thought, as Toni is in a state of undress as I type gubbins off the top of the head about what is going on!

Russian opulence is the theme this year, kind of ironic, since Richard Desmond, the proprietor of Channel 5 appears to hate Eastern Europe, judging by all the hate stories about the millions of Romanian and Bulgarians allegedly heading into Britain this year.

Oh and we're off to a cracking start, racist, homophobic comedian Jim Davidson. It's all very funny now, but when he does get caught up with properly by Operation Yew Tree in six months, maybe not..!

I kind of wish that Ian Watkins appeared on this show last year and killed the format stone fucking dead, but oh well. Here's twist number 1 of 7000, you've got to go in together... ideally manacled by the genitals to each other, fingers crossed! Here's break number 1 of 7000.

And it's Linda Nolan, good lord! I really couldn't give a fuck about anything she is saying. She's dissing models and male chauvinists. Oooh, can you see what they've done there..! The host has told her that no one is in there. Next thing, she's tied to his wrist and there's frantic backtracking agogo.

Just a thought, do they have to piss and poo together? Best TV ever...

At number three, it's rodent-faced grime singer 'Dappy', complete with comedy quiff. He seems unable to control his hands and is talking about his dick. This is a sexual harassment case waiting to happen if he's attached to a woman...

Speaking of which, I didn't know that much about Liz Jones, other than she's a horrible woman. Now, I've seen her, she's had loads of bad plastic surgery. Apparently she also steals sperm! I imagine her stories about Steven Gately being to blame for his accidental death will go down really well with the show's sizeable gay audience demographic.

Break 2, for fuck's sake!

Someone from 'The Only Way Is Essex'. Next! Jasmin Waltz... I think I need to read gossip magazines to know or indeed care who she is.

It's rent-a-dimwit Lee Ryan from Blue! Toni says that he notoriously known for being a celebrity who will do anything and is really fucking thick. Blue won 2 Brit Awards, I think that says more about Britain than Blue's music!

Just comforted our cat 'Blue' that we don't associate them with any of the band's misdeeds!

Hot on his heels and of course, soon to be conjoined, it's a model I've never heard of called Casey. Standard BB fodder then.

I really tried to dislike Olly Locke from Made In Chelsea, but he seems like a genuinely fun person. Similarly Lionel Blair. Ooh and they get to be joined together. Camp as Big Gay Al sashaying down a catwalk and they are doing some bitchy comments, marvellous.

Break 3... Ramping up the tension for the final pair.

It's sneery Apprentice Runner Up Luisa Zissman! I couldn't stand her during The Apprentice and the montage of soundbites just brings it all flooding back rapidly and unpleasantly. Like the memory of being flashed at by a pensioner in the park when you're a kid if you think you see them on the bus.

Being tethered to her... it's Evander Holyfield, former Heavyweight Boxing World Champion. He must have made some terrible financial decisions to have ended up here! No hang on, maybe he's just lost his mind, calling his fight with Mike Tyson, the biggest fight ever. Handily forgetting all the clashes in Muhammed Ali's career. And he clearly hasn't ever watched an episode of Big Brother, the icing on the cake.

Oh hang on, he's given millions to charity so maybe that's why Evander's here and he also seems rather amiable. As they announce that, Luisa is clearly delighted it's Holyfield and not Mike Tyson she's shackled to for days..!

So, there it is, January's TV schedule as Toni loves it! Anyone else watching? What do you make of it?! Give me comments so I have something to do instead, ha!