It's Been A Bit Ridiculous In The Last Few Weeks..!

The past fortnight, fuck me! A lot has transpired...

1. My little sister, Natalie has got married.

2. Toni got offered 3 jobs on one day (Help me out here folks and explain that this is NOT a normal occurrence!)

3. I have moved jobs (with 3 days' notice...)

4. Toni's Mum and Dad have moved into the same block of flats as us and now can leisurely see into our flat from their front room sofa!

5. Oh and Britain soon could potentially have 2 closet fasci... I mean UKIP MPs, how did those daft racists get in? I believe they were asking something similar in Germany in the mid to late 1930s...

Oh and last night, I went to see 'Gone Girl' with Vausey, it's a sensational movie. I recommend it to all you movie nuts spiffyfunpants ,matheius
and sad_boy_flies in particular. This is all despite Ben Affleck featuring in it!

Beer in Big Hands followed and our torrent of distaste at modern society (from tax evasion to Mrs Brown's Boys followed) and suddenly it was 2AM on a weeknight!

As you can imagine, I'm a bit fucking shattered as it's 12.30 already somehow, so hence the brief-ish post. Full report on the wedding/gigs weekend away to come, hopefully...

Oh and farewell, marshallexi , nice to have known ye...